Interest Rate Adventurer Gifts

Safe under mattress.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

Otto the SmartyCar!

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"You have got to want to change."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"AI tsumoney"

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Don't forget — it's good to give, but even better to get back."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

The Day After Machines Achieve Consciousness..

Devil-may-care loans.

'You have an irritable vowel syndrome.'

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"