Fuel Price Adventurer Gifts

I Don't Think it was a Mirage...

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Arcarde Patrol

Safe under mattress.

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

Claw Machine Head

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Skiers

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

Kid plays video game, TV fires bullets at parents.

Alien Arcade

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

Zoltar

"Whac a mole" "Catch a fish"

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."

Desert Island Game

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

Claw machine game