Fuel Price Adventurer Mugs

I Don't Think it was a Mirage...

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

Arcarde Patrol

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Safe under mattress.

Claw Machine Head

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Skiers

Alien Arcade

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

"Whac a mole" "Catch a fish"

Desert Island Game

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

Claw machine game

"Fine. As long as it doesn't involve spending money."