Intelligent Behavior Observer Pillows

"What's another word for evolution?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

The life of penguins.

Bird Bath.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

The revenge of Russell

Hyenas as Pets

"Teach me not to care."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Bad dog!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

"I think she's really into you."

House cats touring the African safari.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'

"Eventually I'd like to settle down and start a few dozen families."

Hairy dog looking up tree with cat sitting behind him.