Boss Behaviour Observer Pillows

You're here early, minion. I appreciate the dedication you're showing. Thanks, boss. I've adjusted your work schedule accordingly. What do you mean? There's no reason why you have to show up for work at 5 a.m. every day now that I know you're capable of showing up at 4 a.m. I also noticed you took only one bathroom break yesterday, so ... Very Bad Man.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Terry had a computer bug.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

The life of penguins.

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

Hyenas as Pets

"Teach me not to care."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

The revenge of Russell

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

FISH ESCAPE.

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"Bad dog!"

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."