Boss Behaviour Observer Gifts

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Terry had a computer bug.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The life of penguins.

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

The revenge of Russell

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Hyenas as Pets

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"Teach me not to care."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

FISH ESCAPE.

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Bad dog!"

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

In case of panic, push button.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."