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"What's another word for evolution?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Bird Bath.

The life of penguins.

The revenge of Russell

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Hyenas as Pets

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Teach me not to care."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"Bad dog!"

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"I think she's really into you."

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

House cats touring the African safari.

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'

'Huh! Nobody home!'

"Your hissing isn't scary enough. It sounds like white noise."