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The Anti-Agent

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"National security adviser"

High security Santa's grotto

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

CIA report

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"He's a guard dog."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Moulin Rouge Security

"That's hardly necessary!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'