One of the best conferences I've never been to.
Intelligence Gathering T-Shirts
Dress up their curiosity with T-shirts that celebrate the art of intelligence gathering. Perfect for casual days when they want to showcase their analytical side in style.
CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'
Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.
"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."
'There is no need. I have my contacts in one of those spying agencies...'
CIA Goes Back To School.
'Moles have had their day. Why don't we train a few rabbits and see how they get on in the west?'
European Security
". . . of the peephole, by the peephole and the peephole."
Conspiracy Theorist Convention
"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
National Everything Awareness Day
"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."
Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'
Time for tea and friendship.
OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING
"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."
"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."
Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.
Government Intelligence
"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."
A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin
The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill
Graph to find your IQ
Party Time!
Footballer kicking his own brain.
CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.
"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."
'Where you went wrong' Desk.
Bee Chess
"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"
The power of the brain
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Intelligence Gathering Mugs
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Intelligence Gathering Pillows
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Intelligence Gathering Prints
Discover prints that celebrate the art of espionage and investigation. Perfect for decorating a study or office of the intelligence enthusiast.