Insurance Policy Grappler Pillows

'Because of your inadequate insurance coverage, your baby arrived C.O.D.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

"With this policy, at the age of 12, he receives 10 marrow bones a month."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"I'm prepared to cover any out-of-pocket costs, Dr. Williter."

'Just as I thought...you can't collect on the life insurance by boring me to death.'

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"Thank God we're insured"

'That takes care of health, life, homeowner's, and car -- now, how about some alien abduction insurance?'

'Our insurance company doesn't cover saucer theft if it's left unlocked, so lock it even through this seems like a safe neighborhood.'

'My Insurance won't pay for an MRI.'

"Don't worry. Insurance should cover it."

Public Safety Notice: Hold the Handrail/Public Hygiene Notice: Do Not Hold The Handrail

'The operation turned out better than I expected. Your insurance paid for everything.'

Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".

"I told my wife this place didn't offer full medical benefits!"

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

"Now here's a difficult case. Her vitals are strong, but her HMO is weak."

'I can't examine you, but your health insurance does allow you access to a self-diagnosing website.'

May we see your insurance card again? The doctor would like to run some more tests on your coverage.

'I don't want a piece of the rock. I want money.'

"Relax. I'm just here to see if your life insurance is up to date."