Insurance Clerk Pillows

Man in insurance office has two work boxes; "HA, HA!" and "HO, HO!"

"You have a pre-existing condition. You're an imbecile."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Obama Healthcare.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

"Useless information"

Fragile stamper.

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

Healthy Patients Only

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."