Insult Humor Fan Gifts

"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Director/Action Man toy.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

The Brothers Grime

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The Snarky District

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Parade of Businessmen

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

On the brink.