Instrument Caretaker T-Shirts

A violin crawls towards a Dampit in the desert.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Watering Money

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Jazz is Invented

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Six jazz instruments.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Cathedral Made Safe.