Instrument Caretaker Mugs

A violin crawls towards a Dampit in the desert.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Watering Money

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Jazz is Invented

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I had to skip my workout."

Six jazz instruments.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'