Instrument Appraiser T-Shirts

The Violin Dealers.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Jazz is Invented

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

"Check out this new store."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Cello Concert

King of Music.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"I've had you appraised."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Cellist

I love Harmonica

Red hot little combo

Timbre Wolf

Musicians on a beach

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Bassoon practice.