Instrument Appraiser Pillows

The Violin Dealers.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

"Check out this new store."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

King of Music.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Cello Concert

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"I've had you appraised."

Timbre Wolf

I love Harmonica

Red hot little combo

Cellist

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Orchestra

Bassoon practice.

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

"It's obviously an original."