Instruction Manual Juggler Gifts

"It says some assembly required... and that's just to return it!"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The coffee's not working.

Jason and the Aga notes,

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Tennis ball girl.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"