Instant Result Seekers Gifts

Man pulls on cord which leads to 'Instant Gratification'.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Desert wifi

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Questions Online

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

The Little Search Engine That Could.

Returning to reading

Unplugged.

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Your Sculpture while you wait.

Alastair Cook

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

M.D. Mister Jones is back with his sore throat --- He Googled instead of gargled.

'Have you tried Googling that?'

Man using internet search engine: 'I'm trying to find myself,'

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

After 15 years Mike was released

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

Online Couples Therapy

Seeds. Instant coffee plantation.