Instant Food Innovator T-Shirts

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"We're making progress."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

Care to BBQ with genius inventor?

The Fast-Science Strip

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

DNA tested and yet my contents are still a mystery.

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"

"You've got to admit their outright elimination of the hamburger was a stroke of sheer financial genius!"

Heston Blumenthal Kitchen Appliances - Sale.

"Okay, so what do we add?"