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"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"We're making progress."

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

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"See, I put together this mock-up...in here with the hamburger and fries is...the action figure!"

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

Care to BBQ with genius inventor?

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

DNA tested and yet my contents are still a mystery.

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

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"You've got to admit their outright elimination of the hamburger was a stroke of sheer financial genius!"

"Okay, so what do we add?"

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"