Instant Food Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Fast Food Menu Selections

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'Can I have flies with that'