Instant Delivery Pillows

'When they absolutely must be in love by tomorrow.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sisyphus Pizza

"Anything for me?"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"There's the mailman!"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

Beware of the dog.

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Somebody order a pizza?"

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."