Instant Delivery Gifts

'When they absolutely must be in love by tomorrow.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

Sisyphus Pizza

"Anything for me?"

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"There's the mailman!"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Somebody order a pizza?"

Beware of the dog.

Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza?

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"