Instagram Sorcerers Gifts

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Rocking Witches.

Computer Expert

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Witches of Instagram

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Windows or Mac?

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Wiccapedia.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Witch Online

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

Vegan Voldemort

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

'I don't care WHO started it!'