Insomniac Foodie Gifts

"Try thinking about something else."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

Daily Promise...

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

'Next time try decaf.'

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'

"Decaf... I distincly ordered DECAF..."