Inside Scoop Enthusiast Pillows

"'Whistleblower' isn't a term we're comfortable with, we prefer 'unemployed'!"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Lesser known greek gods,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

True Story Movie

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"I have dusk free."

The Chrysler Buildinger

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

New York Cab

Welcome to the West Side

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

"They'll thank me – you can't get pigeons like these in Amagansett."