Inside Scoop Enthusiast Pillows

"'Whistleblower' isn't a term we're comfortable with, we prefer 'unemployed'!"

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"I have dusk free."

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

The Chrysler Buildinger

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Welcome to the West Side

New York Cab

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"