Midnight Musings Enthusiast Pillows

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

Sleep!

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

A man cheers

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Bedtime story.

1,572 Performances.

Pull and all nighter...

'Do you want toast with that?'

Bat

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Good coffee."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

"I have dusk free."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'