Midnight Musings Enthusiast Pillows

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

Sleep!

A man cheers

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

1,572 Performances.

Bedtime story.

Pull and all nighter...

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Bat

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

David Letterman

the Morning Joe team.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Good coffee."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"I have dusk free."

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."