Inside Joke Artist Gifts

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Duvet nailed to the floor.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"What?"

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's obviously an original."

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Don't mind me. The last place I worked was a real sweatshop.'

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

Thinking about TV.

Cartooning

Steak Lovers.

'You're messing with my head.'