Inside Joke Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'm afraid the x-rays indicate you're just a bit too full of yourself.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Eat me"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Amateurs."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

"I cross the road to forget."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Every class has one. . .

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"