Inside Joke Enthusiasts Prints

'I'm afraid the x-rays indicate you're just a bit too full of yourself.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Higher wisdom...

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'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

"I cross the road to forget."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Every class has one. . .