Insect Encounter Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"AA-ARGH!"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The prying mantis,

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Honey Wallah

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Pray for me.'

Comb Sweet Comb

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Let me introduce my other half."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'I'm an atheist!'