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"True, Julian, there are 'no silly questions.' Ha, ha. But there are silly questioners."

'The Question'

The Anti-Agent

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"It's such a lovely day!"

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"True crime meets reality TV"

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"This is not good at all!"

Sistine murder

A spy peering round the corner.

'Speak.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."