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"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Creative family

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"This is not good at all!"

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

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"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

Two men converse secretively

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Eureka!

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

"Quick! Am I the Independent Counsel or the Special Prosecutor?"

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.

"I bet you're making a mental note of this. . . for your next novel."

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

Chicken soup books.

'Product diversification, I like that.'

'Do you really think that will protect your intellectual properties?'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'