Innovation Officers Gifts

A man searches for ideas in an ideas recycling bin.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"It's o.k., come on out."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"I'm naming you VP of Revolution, Action and Edgy Thinking...on one condition...that you promise not to change anything."

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

'On the other hand, they could just be the sort of bold and aggressive management this firm needs.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'Does anyone have a question?'

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

'He may have swallowed to much change.'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Boomerang

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.