Inner Calm Explorer Gifts

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'Outside with that!'

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Yogi back in 5.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

Working from OM.

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Motorway of the Self

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

'I'm good. How are you?'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.