Inner Beast Explorer Gifts

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Outside with that!'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Motorway of the Self

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

You are everywhere.

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

Angel book with feather falling out of it

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

"Looks like beach weather."

Bigfoot Research Center

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

'He took too many days off.'

We made great progress today, but I think we need a few more sessions.