Inner Strength Explorer Gifts

Access your inner beast.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Moving in

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'Outside with that!'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

Yogi back in 5.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Working from OM.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Motorway of the Self

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

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