Ink Jet Artisan T-Shirts

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Where Indian ink came from.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Internet Cafe.

Shakespeare in the clink

Luthier

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

About the potter.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume.

Pottery Slam

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Trees tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."