Ink Jet Artisan Pillows

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Internet Cafe.

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

Luthier

About the potter.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume.

Trees tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Pottery Slam

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'