Injury Reserve Champion Pillows

It's from your private medical insurance.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

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"I can hear the sea boiling."

Big slipper.

'Where does it hurt?'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'Very funny!'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'So we meet again...'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

"We rescued him form the research lab."

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'