Injury Reserve Champion Gifts

It's from your private medical insurance.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

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Big slipper.

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Where does it hurt?'

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'Very funny!'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'So we meet again...'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'I remember when you were this high!'

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.

"I'll take it off if you promise not to pick at the stitches."