Injury Prone Pundit Gifts

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Audacity of Hope.

New Dross, Same as the Old Dross

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Mudville

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"We're TV pundits debating the issues."

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

EU-budget fight

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

"Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie?"

Jimmy Hill

Vernon Trunick with the 3 O'Clock Report

"Hillary Clinton feels that sinners stigmatises people, so from now on, we're to call you service users."

'Very funny!'

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

"Your grass-fed beef - are the cows forced to eat the grass?"

Why we always fail.

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

Making America Grate!

Joe Rogan Spotify

Sean Hannity

'He tried to jump over the net.'

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"