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"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Audacity of Hope.

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

Mudville

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

EU-budget fight

"Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie?"

"Hillary Clinton feels that sinners stigmatises people, so from now on, we're to call you service users."

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

Vernon Trunick with the 3 O'Clock Report

Jimmy Hill

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

'Very funny!'

"Your grass-fed beef - are the cows forced to eat the grass?"

Why we always fail.

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

Joe Rogan Spotify

Making America Grate!

Sean Hannity

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

'He tried to jump over the net.'

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court said 'Leave us alone, and we'll leave you alone.''