Injury Jokester Pillows

Don't tell me, you want another sick note!

Virtual Doctor

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

Basketball injuries.

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Heart Rate, Respiration, Insurance Remaining.

'Two scalpels and a nurses hat are missing...'

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

"Guilty times infinity."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Patient charts

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty?

"It's weeder's elbow."

Gang of Musicians

"I'm not really a doctor. I'm a placebo."

Small Clams Court

'One of the side effects of this medication is it gives people the urge to operate heavy machinery.'

'How's the new pacemaker.'

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'