Injection Enthusiast Gifts

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

"Actually, sir, when I said, 'left or right?' I was talking about your shoulder!"

Where Indian ink came from.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Penny

The Smell of Fear

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

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Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."