Injection Enthusiast Pillows

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

"Actually, sir, when I said, 'left or right?' I was talking about your shoulder!"

Where Indian ink came from.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Doctors

The Smell of Fear

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

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Penny

Medical Examinations.

Shakespeare in the clink

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

Printers