Inheritance Planning Pillows

King Lear and his Accoutant

'One day son, 60 percent of this will be yours.'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

'Someday, son, none of all this will be yours.'

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

"I'm sorry son, it won't ever be yours. I'm having myself cloned"

"One day son, all this will be yours."

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'It's wonderful that you were able to take it with you, but now what do you plan to do with it?'

William Shakespeare makes the first living will

Alderman advising his son to put aside plenty of port in his youth

"To my hairs..."

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"If Congress passes the new GOP tax plan we won't have to sell the farm to pay the death tax...!"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

The last will and testement...

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Someday this will all be yours, or so you think until you find out at my last will and testament that I left everything to my hot, young trophy wife and you curse my soul to eternal damnation."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Death 'n' Taxes

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"I'd like to say this will all be yours someday, but it's all rented."

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Old father making will and leaving his son property in trust

"One day soon all this will be yours!"

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'No matter how unlikely it may look now this could all be yours one day.'

I'll be gone soon, but I've thought of you all in my will... I wonder if it'll be enough to get the loft done?

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'