Inheritance Pillows

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'One day this will all be yours - and I'll be out of the country, and you'll be too young to stand trial.'

'One day this will all be...' 'Just die already!'

'And to my wife, Elizabeth, who hated my guts, I leave my large intestine.'

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

'He insisted on taking it with him.'

Bad Heir Day

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Son, I'm leaving you with the 3 vital elements of success - self confidence, sound education, and inherited wealth.'

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'All-in-all, my son... you'll find the pleasure afforded by inherited wealth far exceeds the guilt of not having earned it.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'It's not like Dad left you out of the will. It says, I get the contents of the wine cellar...and you get the corks.'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Millionaires club - self-made / inherited.

"This is the first time I've heard of a cat contesting the will."

"One day this green and pleasant land will be yours, covered in wind turbines!"

"My sister inherited the grand piano, my brother got the grandfather clock and I inherited her rare collection of ebooks."

"And finally I leave everything to my lawyer."

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

"Where there's a will...there are relatives!"

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

"Anyone who isn't specifically named in the will still receives one of these valuable gift bags."

"Your uncle wanted the title to his 'last will and testament' changed to 'last laugh'."

'I'm only a consultant, but your father says that this will all be yours someday.'

'Someday son, a downsized version of all this will be yours.'

"And to Nathan, I bequeath 200 terabytes of photos."