Inheritance Prints

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'One day this will all be yours - and I'll be out of the country, and you'll be too young to stand trial.'

'One day this will all be...' 'Just die already!'

'And to my wife, Elizabeth, who hated my guts, I leave my large intestine.'

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

'He insisted on taking it with him.'

Bad Heir Day

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'Son, I'm leaving you with the 3 vital elements of success - self confidence, sound education, and inherited wealth.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'It's not like Dad left you out of the will. It says, I get the contents of the wine cellar...and you get the corks.'

'All-in-all, my son... you'll find the pleasure afforded by inherited wealth far exceeds the guilt of not having earned it.'

"And finally I leave everything to my lawyer."

Millionaires club - self-made / inherited.

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"This is the first time I've heard of a cat contesting the will."

"My sister inherited the grand piano, my brother got the grandfather clock and I inherited her rare collection of ebooks."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"Where there's a will...there are relatives!"

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

"One day this green and pleasant land will be yours, covered in wind turbines!"

"Someday son, this will all belong to a post-apocalyptic dystopian future."

The 'Death Tax'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Someday son, a downsized version of all this will be yours.'

'And to my trusted banker, who made me what I am today, I leave my million dollar home and it's two million dollar mortgage.'