Inheritance Strategist Pillows

'It's the Executor of my Grandfathers will - I've been cut off without a scent.'

'One day this will be someone else's.'

"She left you nothing. Sorry for your loss."

father and son

'Someday, son - provided we both get lucky - all this will belong to you and my trophy wife.'

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

"Enjoy your will!"

"Unless you really don't like one of your children, it's best to leave your debt divided equally between them."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Will work for ETFs

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."