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'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Raincloud Umbrella

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"What was I thinking?!"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"He's his own worst enemy."

Window Treatment

That party went well.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'I'm on my way!'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

James decided to stay in that night.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Hospital Departments

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Frogs

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'